Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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[Loco2]

MAGA Guy 1: "You're a softie!! You're a nobody!! Your movies suck! You're..."
MAGA Guy 2: "Woah, woah, woah... DeNiro's movies suck? I don't like his politics, but have you seen Meet the Parents? That shit is hilarious."
MAGA Guy 1: "Oh...noooooooo... THAT is the Little Fockers' guy? I didn't even know!! Holy shit... he was in Dirty Grandpa."
MAGA Guy 2: "Exactly, what one of the greatest comedic actors of our time!!!"
MAGA Guy 1: "True, my bad, I loved him in Taxi too."
MAGA Guy 2: "What? Taxi?!? Are you thinking of Danny Devito?"
MAGA Guy 1: "From Twins?!? No, I KNOW who fucking Danny Devito is... who am I thinking of?"
MAGA Guy 2: "..."
MAGA Guy 2: "...Judd Hirsch maybe?"
MAGA Guy 1: "That's it! Judd Fucking Hirsch"
MAGA Guy 2: "He was in Joker too, ya know."
MAGA Guy 1: "Wow, how did he lose all that weight for..."
MAGA Guy 2: "No, no... that's Joaquin Phoenix. DeNiro played the Johnny Carson guy in the show."
MAGA Guy 1: "Ohhhhh, okay got it. He was good. And that Phoenix guy was great in Shutter Islands!!"
MAGA Guy 2: "Yes he was!"
MAGA Guy 1: "..."
MAGA Guy 1: "...Anyways..."
MAGA Guy 1: "Fuck you, Jack Byrnes!! We know you are not a florist!!!"

 

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[forty_three]

Prosecution closing arguments about Cohen:

"We didn't choose him as a witness. They chose him. They hired him as a fixer. For all the same reasons they want you to discount his testimony now"

 

[mattola]

Prosecution closing arguments about Cohen:

"We didn't choose him as a witness. They chose him. They hired him as a fixer. For all the same reasons they want you to discount his testimony now"

Defense Closing Arguments:

"He didn't do it, no take backs infinity +1"

<plugs ears>"NANANANANAAN CANT HEAR YOU </plugs ears>

 

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[thedddd]

Sounded like Robert De Niro.

Seriously, who cares who the fuck shows up, that family is full of narcissists.