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TREFF
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Yep, once again, the thread you never wanted is back
At some point I wanted to go back to revisit last years, but I just haven't had the chance. I'm sure it was somewhere in the neighborhood of 60% BS, 20% accurate, and 20% damned close if you close one eye and read it upside down...and bckwards.
But anyway, lets just get to it for 2023!
NFL predictions-
AFC North
Cincy - 10-7*
Pitt - 10-7 WC
Balt - 9-8
Clev - 5-12
AFC South
JAX - 11-6 *
Tenn - 10-7 WC
Hous 5-12
Indy 2-15
AFC East
Buffalo 12-5
Miami 8-9
NE - 8-9
NLYJ - 8-9
(yes, I plan on the east beating the crap out of each other with only 1 playoff team)
AFC West
KC 14-3*
LAC 10-7 WC
Denv - 7-10
LVR - 6-11
NFC North
Min - 11-6 *
Det - 11-6 WC
GB - 9-8
Chic - 6-10
NFC South -
N.O. 11-6*
Atl 7-10
Car- 6-11
TB - 5-12
NFC West
SF 14-3 *
Sea 10-7 WC
LAR 6-11
ARZ - 2-15
NFC East-
Dallas 11-6*
Philly - 10-7 WC
NYG 10-7
WASH 5-12
AFC title game - KC vs JAX - KC
NFC title game - SF vs PHilly- SF
Super Bowl - SF over KC
super bowl MVP - Bosa
League MVP - CMAC
Rookie of the year - J. Gibbs
Comeback of the year - Kupp
Coach - K. Shannahan
Fantasy bold predictions-
by end of year - best value/ROI-
QB- Goff
RB- James Cook
WR - Kadarius Toney
TE - Juwan Johnson
Biggest busts-(relative to draft position/cost)
QB - D Watson
RB - N Harris
WR- D. Adams
TE- Waller
team by team bold fantasy predictions -
ARZ - rookie WR Michael WIlson 800+ yards and 7 td's
ATL - Ridder 3000yds, 25+ TD's
BAL - Dobbins 1200+ and 10
Buff - D. Haris has twice the rushing TD's that Josh Allen does
CAR - Hayden Hurst leds team in receptions, Miles Sanders leads in receiving yards and scores
CHIC - D. Foreman leads in rushing TD's. DJ Moore fails to reach 1000 yds
CINC - Burrows leads all QB's in fantasy points scored
CLEV - Chubb leads all NFL RB's in FP's, and much like '22 Jacobs, the team still sucks
DALL- Lamb and Cooks both reach 1500yds, Lamb 15 TD's
DENV - McLaughlin takes lead back job by week 4, J. Williams is ineffective in return from the knee injury
DET - Goff 5K and 40
GB- Watson and Doubs combine for 2000 and 18
HOUST- wow, not much to be bold about here..anyone doing anything noteworthy would be bold- Peirce has 1100 and 8??
INDY - again, another blech offense- no player finishes within the top 20 at their positions
JAX - Etienne 2000 all purpose yards
K.C. - K. Toney finally puts a season together - 1500 and 12
LV- both Jacobs and Adams fail to crack top ten at their positions
LAR - Cooper Kupp returns, and drags Stafford, with him to 1400 and 12, Stafford 3500 and 30+
LAC- Herbert 5000 and 40, Q. Johnson supplants an injured Keenan Allen at mid season
MIA - Hill and Waddle combine for 2000 and 20
MIN - Jefferson 2000yds, team fails to rush for 1200 yards as a whole - Cousins arm is donated to the HOF once it falls off during the playoffs-putting Schilling's bloody sock to shame
NE- Stevenson 2000 all-purpose and 14 TD's
NO - Juwan Johnson leads team in receptions, and receiving TD's (Carr still underachieves w yet another 1 and done)
NYG - Barkley carries this team one more year - 2000 all purpose yards and 12, leads team in receptions
NYJ- Aaron Rodgers fails to lift anyone around him up- Dalvin Cook still leads team in rushing regardless of Breece Hall's return, Garret Wilson reaches 1000 but less than 10 td
PHI - D. Swift leads team in receptions, AJ Brown still top 10 WR, Hurts regressed passing holds him back though
PIT - Kenny Pickett 4000 and 30. Pickens flirts with elite WR status
SF - CMAC breaks CJ2K's YFS record
SEA - Geno remembers that he's Geno, not TB12- Kenny Walker for 1500 and 12
TB- disaster - Mike Evans traded at the deadline, Godwin on "injured reserve" (yes in quotations), rookie Trey Palmer leads receiving with less than 900 yards. No RB is 10 team roster worthy
TENN- King Henry leads AFC in rushing (not NFL), NUK 1400 and 10
WASH - McLaurin and Dotson both eclipse 1000yds, neither gets 10 scores
Edited- I forgot one...
Travis Kelce finishes no higher than TE3, Hockensen claims the throne, followed by Kittle. And yes I had this one before Kelce dinged his knee
At some point I wanted to go back to revisit last years, but I just haven't had the chance. I'm sure it was somewhere in the neighborhood of 60% BS, 20% accurate, and 20% damned close if you close one eye and read it upside down...and bckwards.
But anyway, lets just get to it for 2023!
NFL predictions-
AFC North
Cincy - 10-7*
Pitt - 10-7 WC
Balt - 9-8
Clev - 5-12
AFC South
JAX - 11-6 *
Tenn - 10-7 WC
Hous 5-12
Indy 2-15
AFC East
Buffalo 12-5
Miami 8-9
NE - 8-9
NLYJ - 8-9
(yes, I plan on the east beating the crap out of each other with only 1 playoff team)
AFC West
KC 14-3*
LAC 10-7 WC
Denv - 7-10
LVR - 6-11
NFC North
Min - 11-6 *
Det - 11-6 WC
GB - 9-8
Chic - 6-10
NFC South -
N.O. 11-6*
Atl 7-10
Car- 6-11
TB - 5-12
NFC West
SF 14-3 *
Sea 10-7 WC
LAR 6-11
ARZ - 2-15
NFC East-
Dallas 11-6*
Philly - 10-7 WC
NYG 10-7
WASH 5-12
AFC title game - KC vs JAX - KC
NFC title game - SF vs PHilly- SF
Super Bowl - SF over KC
super bowl MVP - Bosa
League MVP - CMAC
Rookie of the year - J. Gibbs
Comeback of the year - Kupp
Coach - K. Shannahan
Fantasy bold predictions-
by end of year - best value/ROI-
QB- Goff
RB- James Cook
WR - Kadarius Toney
TE - Juwan Johnson
Biggest busts-(relative to draft position/cost)
QB - D Watson
RB - N Harris
WR- D. Adams
TE- Waller
team by team bold fantasy predictions -
ARZ - rookie WR Michael WIlson 800+ yards and 7 td's
ATL - Ridder 3000yds, 25+ TD's
BAL - Dobbins 1200+ and 10
Buff - D. Haris has twice the rushing TD's that Josh Allen does
CAR - Hayden Hurst leds team in receptions, Miles Sanders leads in receiving yards and scores
CHIC - D. Foreman leads in rushing TD's. DJ Moore fails to reach 1000 yds
CINC - Burrows leads all QB's in fantasy points scored
CLEV - Chubb leads all NFL RB's in FP's, and much like '22 Jacobs, the team still sucks
DALL- Lamb and Cooks both reach 1500yds, Lamb 15 TD's
DENV - McLaughlin takes lead back job by week 4, J. Williams is ineffective in return from the knee injury
DET - Goff 5K and 40
GB- Watson and Doubs combine for 2000 and 18
HOUST- wow, not much to be bold about here..anyone doing anything noteworthy would be bold- Peirce has 1100 and 8??
INDY - again, another blech offense- no player finishes within the top 20 at their positions
JAX - Etienne 2000 all purpose yards
K.C. - K. Toney finally puts a season together - 1500 and 12
LV- both Jacobs and Adams fail to crack top ten at their positions
LAR - Cooper Kupp returns, and drags Stafford, with him to 1400 and 12, Stafford 3500 and 30+
LAC- Herbert 5000 and 40, Q. Johnson supplants an injured Keenan Allen at mid season
MIA - Hill and Waddle combine for 2000 and 20
MIN - Jefferson 2000yds, team fails to rush for 1200 yards as a whole - Cousins arm is donated to the HOF once it falls off during the playoffs-putting Schilling's bloody sock to shame
NE- Stevenson 2000 all-purpose and 14 TD's
NO - Juwan Johnson leads team in receptions, and receiving TD's (Carr still underachieves w yet another 1 and done)
NYG - Barkley carries this team one more year - 2000 all purpose yards and 12, leads team in receptions
NYJ- Aaron Rodgers fails to lift anyone around him up- Dalvin Cook still leads team in rushing regardless of Breece Hall's return, Garret Wilson reaches 1000 but less than 10 td
PHI - D. Swift leads team in receptions, AJ Brown still top 10 WR, Hurts regressed passing holds him back though
PIT - Kenny Pickett 4000 and 30. Pickens flirts with elite WR status
SF - CMAC breaks CJ2K's YFS record
SEA - Geno remembers that he's Geno, not TB12- Kenny Walker for 1500 and 12
TB- disaster - Mike Evans traded at the deadline, Godwin on "injured reserve" (yes in quotations), rookie Trey Palmer leads receiving with less than 900 yards. No RB is 10 team roster worthy
TENN- King Henry leads AFC in rushing (not NFL), NUK 1400 and 10
WASH - McLaurin and Dotson both eclipse 1000yds, neither gets 10 scores
Edited- I forgot one...
Travis Kelce finishes no higher than TE3, Hockensen claims the throne, followed by Kittle. And yes I had this one before Kelce dinged his knee
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