The Diary of irule

[Jack_John_Mark]

Today over on the Water Cooler irule shared with us a page out of his personal diary. Beings as I found it to be quite interesting, I kept reading further through his diary and found a few other entries that I thought maybe you'd all like to read. I'll add them here and there as we post this season. Take a look!



- June 8th

Dear Diary,

Hey Diary, How's it going? I'm doing pretty good, thanks for asking. lol!

Anyways, today I was eating Mother's casserole and I began thinking about the last time I fapped. It was a quite refreshing thought until I came to the forum today and somebody posted a picture of Emma Watson dressed in leather undies. The next thing I knew I was touching myself and I was right back to square one. What a bummer!

I quickly thought to myself, "WWJD?....not WWJJMD......NOT WWJJMD!!!" I abstained and I have made it another day! lol! What a blessing!

That's all for today, Diary! Going shopping with Mother tomorrow. I'll let you know if I find anything super cute! : )

~Toodles!~

- Stool

 

[iruletheskool]

I laughed too hard to express via plorsting

 

[ugafan6612]

I read this while taking a shit and I laughed so hard that shit came out that wasn't supposed to til my next shit 3 hrs from now

 

[Brasky]

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

You just wait until you read some of these other entries.

There is some good shit in here.

 

[it'sHuskers4me]

I had to re-read the title, I thought it said Irule had the trots....LOL

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

- Feb 1st, 2015

Yo yo yo, my name is irule
But my homies call me stool.
To get my mind off fappin
I be doin some rappin.
Me and my praystas is fly
We be gettin so high...
On Jesus Christ.

LOL! Hey diary. How's it goin?! Don't mind me, I'm just a little bored because Church got cancelled this morning. THUMBS DOWN! Oh well, I'm doing a little rapping while I wait for Mother's egg bake to get done in the oven. 18 more minutes of rapping it looks like! lol!

Anyways, so I guess the Nebraska Cornhuskers Basketball team competed yesterday afternoon. I completely forgot that I was pretending to be a fan and so I missed the game thread for the 2nd game in a row! Oops! JJM is starting to catch on to me now and it's making me a little nervous, because quite frankly I am sooooo scared of that guy. He is CRAY CRAY.

Oh! I wanted to tell you about this cute top I found at the Gap the other day! So Mother wakes me up and asks if I want to go to the mall, and of course I said yes. We were strolling through the Gap and there was this purple sparkly strapless top sitting there and it was in MY size! I tried it on and it was a match made in Heaven. So umz....like yeaaa.....I bought it.

Mother and I went back and she watched me play some World of Warcraft, and then at about 9 PM we called it a day. Talk about a BADBUTT day!

Alright, diary. I'm gonna go rub my hands on some habaneros so I won't fap today! Laterz! I'm outee!

-Stool

 

[Tomhusker]

Seems legit.

 

[iruletheskool]

I couldnt watch thee game yesterday, friend had a singing deal that I went to.

Did watch the previous

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I couldnt watch thee game yesterday, friend had a singing deal that I went to.

Did watch the previous

Thanks for fillin us in on your life

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

- Feb 5th

Dear Diary,

I just fapped! I am so upset right now.

I think I'm going to kill myself. I have to clean this gigantic mess up off the walls, ceiling, oven, microwave, and kitchen counters before Mother gets back from work!



- Stool

 

[iruletheskool]

Nope!!

 

[Red_Alert]

No worries, irule. I fap enough for 2 humanoids in this particular dimension. It's not like you're disrupting the balance or anything.