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Omar 382
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Anyone have any cool wedding ideas? We're being wed this July, and since I'm a mediocre guy, and he's a mediocre guy, we wanted to surround ourselves with mediocre people in a venue that houses a mediocre (on a good day) team.
I've got Freddy Galvis and Hail Cesar working security outside the park (the bf's dad didn't want them inside and making the jawn too "ethnic.") I have Hellboy as the Episcopalian priest, a completely mediocre religion, Eick is bartending serving Miller Lite, a perfectly mediocre beer, and I'm even bringing back Michael Saunders and his travel band (money's been tight for him since getting DFA'd) to sing 1990 Bruce Springsteen music, an entirely mediocre time period for a mediocre singer.
The bf is worried that things aren't mediocre enough. We're two completely useless and boring losers, and we want our wedding to reflect that.
Can anybody think of ways to make this borderline awful event a little more boring and awful? I tried to get Klentak to be the ring boy, but he felt bad giving only two rings to two people and thought everyone deserved a ring or no one deserved one. So any suggestions?
I've got Freddy Galvis and Hail Cesar working security outside the park (the bf's dad didn't want them inside and making the jawn too "ethnic.") I have Hellboy as the Episcopalian priest, a completely mediocre religion, Eick is bartending serving Miller Lite, a perfectly mediocre beer, and I'm even bringing back Michael Saunders and his travel band (money's been tight for him since getting DFA'd) to sing 1990 Bruce Springsteen music, an entirely mediocre time period for a mediocre singer.
The bf is worried that things aren't mediocre enough. We're two completely useless and boring losers, and we want our wedding to reflect that.
Can anybody think of ways to make this borderline awful event a little more boring and awful? I tried to get Klentak to be the ring boy, but he felt bad giving only two rings to two people and thought everyone deserved a ring or no one deserved one. So any suggestions?