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dash
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bacon
to all the moms out there - Hope you get spoiled today Higgy.
to all the moms out there - Hope you get spoiled today Higgy.
Happy Mother's Day!
Thanks to my mother for love and guidance throughout my life. From life lessons like not taking yourself too seriously, how to love, don't never snitch, and sometimes no matter how you try - you can't make someone love you.
To practical life lessons like balancing a checkbook, properly putting a condom on*, and punctuality - thanks for everything Mom!
*like a lot of young men I was doing it wrong. In my case starting at a ball and trying to work it up and over
Thanks Dash.How you don't have a job at Hallmark© is a mystery to me.
i actually liked my MIL. Not the ex-wife, though.Happy mothers day to my mom, my wife and all the other mothers out there*
*except my mother in law
i actually liked my MIL. Not the ex-wife, though.
And my own Mom has been gone for 30 years now. I'm an old fuck.