Greatest boyfriend ever?

Beggs · 11-25-2011, 10:50 PM

So this guy finds out his girlfriend had cheated on him with one of his good friends. He had hid this fact, waiting for his chance to get back at her. Seeing as both of them lived in a trailer park in Ohios butthole, Dayton, it wouldnt take long.

One day, she asks him to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back. So to celebrate, he breaks out a box of wine, followed with some tequila shots. She gets a little intoxicated, and he breaks out a consent form that states the scene on her back is "at the artists discretion".

Using his little trailer park mind, he turns the wheels and discovers the greatest payback ever conceived by man, short of Bryan Adams, is to give her a shitty tattoo.

popeyecv64 · 11-25-2011, 10:52 PM

I can back that shit up

ForkEmBucky · 11-25-2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Beggs

So this guy finds out his girlfriend had cheated on him with one of his good friends. He had hid this fact, waiting for his chance to get back at her. Seeing as both of them lived in a trailer park in Ohios butthole, Dayton, it wouldnt take long.

One day, she asks him to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back. So to celebrate, he breaks out a box of wine, followed with some tequila shots. She gets a little intoxicated, and he breaks out a consent form that states the scene on her back is "at the artists discretion".

Using his little trailer park mind, he turns the wheels and discovers the greatest payback ever conceived by man, short of Bryan Adams, is to give her a shitty tattoo.

LOL....wait. Link?

KillerVee · 11-25-2011, 10:54 PM

Are you insulting Bryan Adams?!

Beggs · 11-25-2011, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ForkEmBucky

LOL....wait. Link?

Weird News Stories Tattoo Artist Facing Civil Lawsuit

ForkEmBucky · 11-25-2011, 10:59 PM

Bitch got what she deserved.

Red_Alert · 11-25-2011, 11:01 PM

That's some wicked karma there.

She'll come out smelling like roses tho.

it'sHuskers4me · 11-25-2011, 11:03 PM

Can't wait to see how this unfolds on Jerry Springer!

ForkEmBucky · 11-25-2011, 11:04 PM

I bet he got some right after that too, before she looked at it.

IPostedWhat · 11-25-2011, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by popeyecv64

I can back that shit up

ForkEmBucky · 11-25-2011, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by popeyecv64

I can back that shit up

LOL didn't see that at first.

11-25-2011, 10:50 PM	#1
Beggs . . Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 4,388 Rep Power: 28260	Greatest boyfriend ever? So this guy finds out his girlfriend had cheated on him with one of his good friends. He had hid this fact, waiting for his chance to get back at her. Seeing as both of them lived in a trailer park in Ohios butthole, Dayton, it wouldnt take long. One day, she asks him to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back. So to celebrate, he breaks out a box of wine, followed with some tequila shots. She gets a little intoxicated, and he breaks out a consent form that states the scene on her back is "at the artists discretion". Using his little trailer park mind, he turns the wheels and discovers the greatest payback ever conceived by man, short of Bryan Adams, is to give her a shitty tattoo.

11-25-2011, 10:54 PM	#4
KillerVee BAMF Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 16,629 Rep Power: 57986	Are you insulting Bryan Adams?! __________________ Bing-Bong-Sing Along! Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong!

11-25-2011, 10:59 PM	#6
ForkEmBucky King Nothing Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 21,287 Rep Power: 133160	Bitch got what she deserved. __________________ Born on third, thinks he got a triple.

11-25-2011, 11:03 PM	#8
it'sHuskers4me Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 448 Rep Power: 1169	Can't wait to see how this unfolds on Jerry Springer! __________________ I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself!

11-25-2011, 11:04 PM	#9
ForkEmBucky King Nothing Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 21,287 Rep Power: 133160	I bet he got some right after that too, before she looked at it. __________________ Born on third, thinks he got a triple.

11-25-2011, 10:52 PM	#2
popeyecv64 Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Smack dab in the middle of a great state Nebraska Posts: 32,966 Rep Power: 0	I can back that shit up

11-25-2011, 11:01 PM	#7
Red_Alert DONU Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Husker Nation Posts: 21,944 Rep Power: 51682	That's some wicked karma there. She'll come out smelling like roses tho.