What have you done for America today?

24seven · 10-14-2010, 12:22 PM

I took a dump and flushed, thereby using water, which generates revenue for my city. I'm also using my computer and 2 clocks, providing income for the power company which can be taxed for the betterment of our nation. I ate 2 bowls of cereal and milk, creating jobs.

JEFF SLY · 10-14-2010, 12:30 PM

I'm working right now, which in turn will have money stolen from my paycheck to pay for all the low life scum who remain unemployed and have 10 children.

li0lsh · 10-14-2010, 12:40 PM

ive masturbated 3 times since i woke up...

10 minutes ago...

24seven · 10-14-2010, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JEFF SLY

I'm working right now, which in turn will have money stolen from my paycheck to pay for all the low life scum who remain unemployed and have 10 children.

God bless you! I agree. The limit should be 9 children.

CalvinJohnson4God · 10-14-2010, 12:44 PM

I flush twice.

24seven · 10-14-2010, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by li0lsh

ive masturbated 3 times since i woke up...

10 minutes ago...

Working Americans thank you, sir, for doing it yourself instead of impregnating 3 women.

24seven · 10-14-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CalvinJohnson4God

I flush twice.

A true patriot you are, sir!

cane_man · 10-14-2010, 12:49 PM

well, I sat on my ass most of the day, thereby wearing out my couch a little more, and forcing some messicans to make another sooner.

oh, you said america. they make camels in america, no? I smoked some of those.

li0lsh · 10-14-2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by caneman

well, I sat on my ass most of the day, thereby wearing out my couch a little more, and forcing some messicans to make another sooner.

oh, you said america. they make camels in america, no? I smoked some of those.

rep for camels!

24seven · 10-14-2010, 01:22 PM

I just recited the pledge of allegiance. Well, in my head, not out loud or anything.
And there's no actual flag here, and I don't feel like googling up an image, so I just envisioned it.
And I left out the "under god" part that they added in the 60s.

hokiehighsuperfly · 10-14-2010, 01:29 PM

I received an order to supply the metal to replace many of the cities street signs. Thanks to those who pay their taxes.

hokiehighsuperfly · 10-14-2010, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 24seven

I just recited the pledge of allegiance. Well, in my head, not out loud or anything.
And there's no actual flag here, and I don't feel like googling up an image, so I just envisioned it.
And I left out the "under god" part that they added in the 60s.

But how are we to know you are not a commie then?

24seven · 10-14-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by hokiehighsuperfly

But how are we to know you are not a commie then?

My blood is red, my skin is white, my eyes are blue.

JEFF SLY · 10-14-2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 24seven

My blood is red, my skin is white, my eyes are blue.

Interesting.

JEFF SLY · 10-14-2010, 01:44 PM

It's a DISGUISE!

UTVolCountry · 10-14-2010, 01:44 PM

I had some coffee, pissed, and lit a Cinnamon Roll scented candle. And I'm about to take a shit.

The Crimson King · 10-14-2010, 01:47 PM

I just woke up, but my air conditioning was on overnight even though it's only 70 degrees outside right now. It's probably in the 50s in here.

tech_iceman · 10-14-2010, 01:50 PM

i took a nap at noon today

UTVolCountry · 10-14-2010, 01:51 PM

I bet your throat is sore

24seven · 10-14-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JEFF SLY

It's a DISGUISE!

I'm busted.

This is what I really look like:

10-14-2010, 12:22 PM	#1
24seven Biggest Cock Around Here Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Online, America Posts: 18,522 Rep Power: 45351	What have you done for America today? I took a dump and flushed, thereby using water, which generates revenue for my city. I'm also using my computer and 2 clocks, providing income for the power company which can be taxed for the betterment of our nation. I ate 2 bowls of cereal and milk, creating jobs. __________________ Side Line Sports Blog

10-14-2010, 12:30 PM	#2
JEFF SLY Among the Mindless Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The North Posts: 35,907 Rep Power: 220999	I'm working right now, which in turn will have money stolen from my paycheck to pay for all the low life scum who remain unemployed and have 10 children. __________________ "Smoke without mirrors, stubborn silence in the dark, and in the wake of it's gradual lift, all but clarity to behold..."

10-14-2010, 12:40 PM	#3
li0lsh kitten police Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 10,930 Rep Power: 30551	ive masturbated 3 times since i woke up... 10 minutes ago... __________________ boomer sooner

10-14-2010, 12:49 PM	#8
cane_man hoopla pick'em champion! Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: none o yo fn business Posts: 12,494 Rep Power: 5368	well, I sat on my ass most of the day, thereby wearing out my couch a little more, and forcing some messicans to make another sooner. oh, you said america. they make camels in america, no? I smoked some of those. __________________

10-14-2010, 01:22 PM	#10
24seven Biggest Cock Around Here Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Online, America Posts: 18,522 Rep Power: 45351	I just recited the pledge of allegiance. Well, in my head, not out loud or anything. And there's no actual flag here, and I don't feel like googling up an image, so I just envisioned it. And I left out the "under god" part that they added in the 60s. __________________ Side Line Sports Blog

10-14-2010, 12:44 PM	#5
CalvinJohnson4God Time to die Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Jacksonville, NC (shithole) Posts: 1,814 Rep Power: 303	I flush twice.

10-14-2010, 01:29 PM	#11
hokiehighsuperfly I Go By Many Names Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,127 Rep Power: 109792	I received an order to supply the metal to replace many of the cities street signs. Thanks to those who pay their taxes. __________________ Wilfred: Ryan, anger is like herpes. You're not meant to keep it to yourself.

10-14-2010, 01:44 PM	#15
JEFF SLY Among the Mindless Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The North Posts: 35,907 Rep Power: 220999	It's a DISGUISE! __________________ "Smoke without mirrors, stubborn silence in the dark, and in the wake of it's gradual lift, all but clarity to behold..."

10-14-2010, 01:44 PM	#16
UTVolCountry (>',')> Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: clarkson's attic Posts: 15,893 Rep Power: 31807	I had some coffee, pissed, and lit a Cinnamon Roll scented candle. And I'm about to take a shit.

10-14-2010, 01:47 PM	#17
The Crimson King .... Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Birmingham Posts: 22,096 Rep Power: 23826	I just woke up, but my air conditioning was on overnight even though it's only 70 degrees outside right now. It's probably in the 50s in here.

10-14-2010, 01:50 PM	#18
tech_iceman #winning Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Texas Posts: 17,987 Rep Power: 8993	i took a nap at noon today __________________ I just wanna

10-14-2010, 01:51 PM	#19
UTVolCountry (>',')> Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: clarkson's attic Posts: 15,893 Rep Power: 31807	I bet your throat is sore