What have you done for America today?

bone3421 · 02-03-2012, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TigerBait1971

I ate at Waffle House today.....I calculated my stimulus created or saved 1.8 jobs....

good afternoon boisefan,thx for saving jobs

potzer25 · 02-03-2012, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ballboy534

Damnit. I worked so hard on the 99th only to set you up for the 100th...

So you helped me AND America. It was a very successful day for you, kind sir.

The Crimson King · 02-03-2012, 04:47 PM

I slept til about 3, then got up and started drinking

grayghost668 · 02-03-2012, 04:55 PM

I beat up a Towelhead

popeyecv64 · 02-03-2012, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Crimson King

I slept til about 3, then got up and started drinking

you actually used less energy than the rest of us so yea --good job thar CK

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Originally Posted by grayghost668

I beat up a Towelhead

one less raghead ta deal with --saves on the American Air Flights

good job thar sir

popeyecv64 · 02-03-2012, 09:43 PM

Me--- I did nothing all day long --savings on the annual energy consumers data

JuiceTheGator · 02-04-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by olympicoscar

I bought 2 newspapers, coffee and dissed Juice the Gator.

This chick is obsessed with me. Lurks and comments about me in nearly every thread! Freak...

popeyecv64 · 02-04-2012, 09:20 PM

I scooped my walks with a shovel --not a snow blower

concerving gas

24seven · 02-05-2012, 08:09 PM

I just ate fresh homegrown collard greens grown in the U.S.A., thus reducing our nation's dependence on foreign agriculture.

Tomhusker · 02-05-2012, 08:56 PM

mmmmmmm greens

24seven · 02-06-2012, 02:17 PM

I just made myself a pimento cheese sandwich, thus positively influencing the movement towards equality for women in American society.

Rusty Kuntz · 02-06-2012, 02:36 PM

I went to work.

olympicoscar · 02-06-2012, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JuiceTheGator

This chick is obsessed with me. Lurks and comments about me in nearly every thread! Freak...

Tell your wife, Milkmaid the Gator to soothe your wounded ego.

24seven · 05-01-2012, 10:24 PM

By pretending to have difficulty achieving orgasm I helped train dozens of future physicians who will undoubtedly save the lives of many of my fellow Americans.

ForkEmBucky · 05-01-2012, 10:26 PM

I didn't flush for one measly pee.

24seven · 05-01-2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ForkEmBucky

I didn't flush for one measly pee.

Thank you for your commitment, sir.

ChiefWhiteHorse · 05-01-2012, 10:29 PM

I signed up for foodstamps.

popeyecv64 · 05-01-2012, 10:30 PM

I scooped all the teeth up in the mens head at the Archway

some kind of fight must have happened

suppose ta be my day off but noooo

24seven · 05-01-2012, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AggieInFlorida

I signed up for foodstamps.

This should allow you to spend more money on luxury items like beer, stimulating the economy. You are a true patriot, sir.*

*Not of the New England variety, unless you have recently punched a cop.

CrimsonFanSince94 · 05-01-2012, 10:34 PM

I shot me a wild hog last weekend. They destroy our land.

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02-06-2012, 02:17 PM	#111
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05-01-2012, 10:24 PM	#114
24seven Biggest Cock Around Here Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Online, America Posts: 18,522 Rep Power: 45351	By pretending to have difficulty achieving orgasm I helped train dozens of future physicians who will undoubtedly save the lives of many of my fellow Americans. __________________ Side Line Sports Blog

02-03-2012, 04:47 PM	#103
The Crimson King .... Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Birmingham Posts: 22,096 Rep Power: 23826	I slept til about 3, then got up and started drinking

02-03-2012, 04:55 PM	#104
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02-03-2012, 09:43 PM	#106
popeyecv64 Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Smack dab in the middle of a great state Nebraska Posts: 32,966 Rep Power: 0	Me--- I did nothing all day long --savings on the annual energy consumers data

02-04-2012, 09:20 PM	#108
popeyecv64 Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Smack dab in the middle of a great state Nebraska Posts: 32,966 Rep Power: 0	I scooped my walks with a shovel --not a snow blower concerving gas

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popeyecv64 Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Smack dab in the middle of a great state Nebraska Posts: 32,966 Rep Power: 0	I scooped all the teeth up in the mens head at the Archway some kind of fight must have happened suppose ta be my day off but noooo

05-01-2012, 10:34 PM	#120
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