OT: I may be here begging for cash this spring

Bizzle McDizzle · 02-03-2012, 01:01 PM

OR I will be rolling in the dough...

95% of my sales territory is inside the borders of Massachusetts.

They all assume I am also in Massachusetts, so have been attaching things like "Go Pats!" to thier emails.

Having more loyalty than brains, I invariably respond back with some sort of Giants logo or the like.

I may have to swap territories when the Giants win, these people will hate me.

If the Pats somehow pull it off, I will gladly let them tear into me, as long as they send me pity purchase orders.

sink or swim, baby.

ALL IN!!

JEFF SLY · 02-03-2012, 01:03 PM

FUCK DALLAS... But more importantly...

FUCK the PATS!

IPostedWhat · 02-03-2012, 01:08 PM

Oh, I was going to send you these, but never mind.

fordman84 · 02-03-2012, 01:12 PM

Bizzle McDizzle · 02-03-2012, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordman84

Slimpikins · 02-03-2012, 01:49 PM

And I will ignore you like the homeless* people who try to hit me up for money outside the Chipotle near my work.

*They claim to be homeless while wearing new clothes and clearly keep up on their hygiene.

Bizzle McDizzle · 02-03-2012, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slimpikins

And I will ignore you like the homeless* people who try to hit me up for money outside the Chipotle near my work.

*They claim to be homeless while wearing new clothes and clearly keep up on their hygiene.

When I lived in Northern VA years ago, whenever I crossed the bridge onto Constitution Ave into DC, there were ALWAYS panhandlers at that stoplight.

If you looked off to the left, towards the Kennedy Center, down in the grass way below the street you could see some really nice cars parks.

Fuckers.

Eddie_Shack · 02-03-2012, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bizzle McDizzle

When I lived in Northern VA years ago, whenever I crossed the bridge onto Constitution Ave into DC, there were ALWAYS panhandlers at that stoplight.

If you looked off to the left, towards the Kennedy Center, down in the grass way below the street you could see some really nice cars parks.

Fuckers.

Me like nice cars parks. Computer dishwasher hibbity blabbity.

02-03-2012, 01:01 PM	#1
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