I'm retarded...........

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 10:57 PM

The better half of the South Sioux Cityy police department just showed up at my house because......... A..... I was spinning the tires on my truck all the way down my cul-d-sac......... B. I was burning the tires off my truck once I got in my garage........

he got to my house allready I was allready in my house, I really didn't have to asnwer the door....... but I did like a dumbass...... He pretty much told me,,,, cum clean or you are going to jail for dui................ I came clean, told him if I get a dui, I lose my job, I lose this house, I lose everything........

He says, keep in mind.... I'm watching you.... Be safe.......

On one hand I'm happy as a virgin.......... On the otherhand I'm scared as a virgin.........

ugafan6612 · 02-25-2011, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HawkeyeHater

The better half of the South Sioux Cityy police department just showed up at my house because......... A..... I was spinning the tires on my truck all the way down my cul-d-sac......... B. I was burning the tires off my truck once I got in my garage........

he got to my house allready I was allready in my house, I really didn't have to asnwer the door....... but I did like a dumbass...... He pretty much told me,,,, cum clean or you are going to jail for dui................ I came clean, told him if I get a dui, I lose my job, I lose this house, I lose everything........

He says, keep in mind.... I'm watching you.... Be safe.......

On one hand I'm happy as a virgin.......... On the otherhand I'm scared as a virgin.........

Husker21 is NOT happy sir

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 11:02 PM

Not even funny at this time.......... My dumb drunk ass just about lost everything because I thought it was cool to spin the tires on my truck in my own garage at 11:00 at night.........

I was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong, when the south sioux city police showed up at 10:59............

The Crimson King · 02-25-2011, 11:03 PM

redneck

ugafan6612 · 02-25-2011, 11:03 PM

lol it'll be alright just do crazy shit in the confines of your own house next time

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 11:06 PM

I'm still kinda freaking out....... I mean, I just showed my ID to a fucking cop like twenty minutes ago........ and I was drunk as fuck two hours ago.................... and Nobody else was home.....

Basically........ I THINK;..... Under Nebraska law, they can'not give you DUI unless they see you driving, otherwise I would have lost everything tonight.......

Fuc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smoke · 02-25-2011, 11:08 PM

You should make another thread about it.

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/n...ng-joking.html

IPostedWhat · 02-25-2011, 11:09 PM

It's not all bad for you man, I mean you are at 420 rep.

The Crimson King · 02-25-2011, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by HawkeyeHater

I'm still kinda freaking out....... I mean, I just showed my ID to a fucking cop like twenty minutes ago........ and I was drunk as fuck two hours ago.................... and Nobody else was home.....

Basically........ I THINK;..... Under Nebraska law, they can'not give you DUI unless they see you driving, otherwise I would have lost everything tonight.......

Fuc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you can legally get a DUI if you have your keys in your possession and are within so many feet of your vehicle

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoke2026

You should make another thread about it.

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/n...ng-joking.html

I share things with Nebraska fans, and the general public...............

If you don't like it you can kiss my big white fucking ass............... fuck you smoke..........

popeyecv64 · 02-25-2011, 11:15 PM

[QUOTE=HawkeyeHater;574575]I'm still kinda freaking out....... I mean, I just showed my ID to a fucking cop like twenty minutes ago........ and I was drunk as fuck two hours ago.................... and Nobody else was home.....

Basically........ I THINK;..... Under Nebraska law, they can'not give you DUI unless they see you driving, otherwise I would have lost everything tonight.......

hey dude --take it easy will ya -- those clos calls is a sign to watch out
bring yourself to mind at times like this ---don't mess it up by being foolish sir
a DUI is veeeery expensive and costly --which you don't need
just have fun and forget about the other part of being a rowdy
we are living in a different USA right now

Just be careful sir

Jack_John_Mark · 02-25-2011, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Crimson King

Here you can legally get a DUI if you have your keys in your possession and are within so many feet of your vehicle

Now that is just fucked up..............fucking Democrats!!!!!!!

clarkson23devils · 02-25-2011, 11:15 PM

I worked with A guy who drove his truck through A guys deck he somehow managed to get out of the DWI because he was never technically on the road and got off with something else.However this same guy missed months of work due to almost breaking his neck and drowning diving into his fathers shallow pool.He didnt talk to me for months when he got back because I told him friends dont let friends drink and dive.

Jack_John_Mark · 02-25-2011, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HawkeyeHater

I share things with Nebraska fans, and the general public...............

If you don't like it you can kiss my big white fucking ass............... fuck you smoke..........

LMAO

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Crimson King

Here you can legally get a DUI if you have your keys in your possession and are within so many feet of your vehicle

My keys were in my house......... and my truck was in my garage....... I still think they have to see you driving your vehicle......... that or I was lucky as shit....

either way...... I'm not driving from the bar for like three years.......

GunsUp_ShootinBlanks · 02-25-2011, 11:17 PM

[QUOTE=popeyecv64;574586]

Quote:

Originally Posted by HawkeyeHater

I'm still kinda freaking out....... I mean, I just showed my ID to a fucking cop like twenty minutes ago........ and I was drunk as fuck two hours ago.................... and Nobody else was home.....

Basically........ I THINK;..... Under Nebraska law, they can'not give you DUI unless they see you driving, otherwise I would have lost everything tonight.......

hey dude --take it easy will ya -- those clos calls is a sign to watch out
bring yourself to mind at times like this ---don't mess it up by being foolish sir
a DUI is veeeery expensive and costly --which you don't need
just have fun and forget about the other part of being a rowdy
we are living in a different USA right now

Just be careful sir

Words of wisdom from pops.

Edit:262 Been a while since I've bumped someone up it seems.

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 11:21 PM

And I will take pops words of wisdom.......... whether true or not.l

my fucking job is not worth my drinkng........ fuck.... tonigh was to fucking close......

fucking douchbag neighbors....... I was playing it dumb till dispatch said bronze f-150...... which my nieghbor has....... but i knew damn well it was me.....

IPostedWhat · 02-25-2011, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HawkeyeHater

either way...... I'm not driving from the bar for like three years.......

I don't think the driving part was the issue that got the cops attention.

Just saying is all.

Smoke · 02-25-2011, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HawkeyeHater

I share things with Nebraska fans, and the general public...............

If you don't like it you can kiss my big white fucking ass............... fuck you smoke..........

Go have another alcoholic beverage you fucking drunk POS.

clarkson23devils · 02-25-2011, 11:28 PM

Did the cops name happen to be Carl Winslow?

02-25-2011, 10:57 PM	#1
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	I'm retarded........... The better half of the South Sioux Cityy police department just showed up at my house because......... A..... I was spinning the tires on my truck all the way down my cul-d-sac......... B. I was burning the tires off my truck once I got in my garage........ he got to my house allready I was allready in my house, I really didn't have to asnwer the door....... but I did like a dumbass...... He pretty much told me,,,, cum clean or you are going to jail for dui................ I came clean, told him if I get a dui, I lose my job, I lose this house, I lose everything........ He says, keep in mind.... I'm watching you.... Be safe....... On one hand I'm happy as a virgin.......... On the otherhand I'm scared as a virgin......... __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-25-2011, 11:02 PM	#3
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	Not even funny at this time.......... My dumb drunk ass just about lost everything because I thought it was cool to spin the tires on my truck in my own garage at 11:00 at night......... I was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong, when the south sioux city police showed up at 10:59............ __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-25-2011, 11:03 PM	#5
ugafan6612 Oh I really like boobs Join Date: May 2010 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 19,714 Rep Power: 17312	lol it'll be alright just do crazy shit in the confines of your own house next time __________________ I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

02-25-2011, 11:06 PM	#6
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	I'm still kinda freaking out....... I mean, I just showed my ID to a fucking cop like twenty minutes ago........ and I was drunk as fuck two hours ago.................... and Nobody else was home..... Basically........ I THINK;..... Under Nebraska law, they can'not give you DUI unless they see you driving, otherwise I would have lost everything tonight....... Fuc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-25-2011, 11:09 PM	#8
IPostedWhat Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: The Blue Lotus Opium Den Posts: 32,502 Rep Power: 72276	It's not all bad for you man, I mean you are at 420 rep. __________________ Never Look A Gif Horse In The Mouth

02-25-2011, 11:03 PM	#4
The Crimson King .... Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Birmingham Posts: 22,094 Rep Power: 23761	redneck

02-25-2011, 11:08 PM	#7
Smoke Woogie Boogie!!! Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 24,801 Rep Power: 43995	You should make another thread about it. http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/n...ng-joking.html

02-25-2011, 11:15 PM	#11
popeyecv64 Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Smack dab in the middle of a great state Nebraska Posts: 32,966 Rep Power: 0	[QUOTE=HawkeyeHater;574575]I'm still kinda freaking out....... I mean, I just showed my ID to a fucking cop like twenty minutes ago........ and I was drunk as fuck two hours ago.................... and Nobody else was home..... Basically........ I THINK;..... Under Nebraska law, they can'not give you DUI unless they see you driving, otherwise I would have lost everything tonight....... hey dude --take it easy will ya -- those clos calls is a sign to watch out bring yourself to mind at times like this ---don't mess it up by being foolish sir a DUI is veeeery expensive and costly --which you don't need just have fun and forget about the other part of being a rowdy we are living in a different USA right now Just be careful sir

02-25-2011, 11:15 PM	#13
clarkson23devils HAIL SATAN !!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 19,964 Rep Power: 121120	I worked with A guy who drove his truck through A guys deck he somehow managed to get out of the DWI because he was never technically on the road and got off with something else.However this same guy missed months of work due to almost breaking his neck and drowning diving into his fathers shallow pool.He didnt talk to me for months when he got back because I told him friends dont let friends drink and dive.

02-25-2011, 11:21 PM	#17
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	And I will take pops words of wisdom.......... whether true or not.l my fucking job is not worth my drinkng........ fuck.... tonigh was to fucking close...... fucking douchbag neighbors....... I was playing it dumb till dispatch said bronze f-150...... which my nieghbor has....... but i knew damn well it was me..... __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-25-2011, 11:28 PM	#20
clarkson23devils HAIL SATAN !!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 19,964 Rep Power: 121120	Did the cops name happen to be Carl Winslow?