Fuck...... I'm not fucking joking........

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 10:56 PM

The better half of the South Sioux Cityy police department just showed up at my house because......... A..... I was spinning the tires on my truck all the way down my cul-d-sac......... B. I was burning the tires off my truck once I got in my garage........

he got to my house allready I was allready in my house, I really didn't have to asnwer the door....... but I did like a dumbass...... He pretty much told me,,,, cum clean or you are going to jail for dui................ I came clean, told him if I get a dui, I lose my job, I lose this house, I lose everything........

He says, keep in mind.... I'm watching you.... Be safe.......

On one hand I'm happy as a virgin.......... On the otherhand I'm scared as a virgin.........

Jack_John_Mark · 02-25-2011, 10:58 PM

LMFAO.....

Sorry, but I just died laughing at the thought of you sitting in your garage burning the tires. Wow, that is seriously rather humorous.

li0lsh · 02-25-2011, 10:59 PM

mmtirh

ugafan6612 · 02-25-2011, 11:03 PM

you're insane

Jack_John_Mark · 02-25-2011, 11:04 PM

I am still laughing.............that is some funny shit

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 11:10 PM

No sir..... This is some scarry shit.....

If I lose My cdl....... I lose my job........

If I lose my job....... fuck that just ain't cool........ cus damn..... I mean.. fuck

I am like poor as fuck trying to post on here and shit......... and fuck, I wouldn't last long,, before I was in the unemployment line......

I'm counting my lucky stars tonight, and am going to be much more gooder at calling a cab....

Jack_John_Mark · 02-25-2011, 11:13 PM

I know it's not funny to you HH...........I'm glad that nothing happened to you.

But for me, picturing you sitting in the garage doing that, makes me giggle like a little school girl.

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 11:34 PM

I'm glad nothing happened either....

This hardees chesseburger taste good as shit........

But fuck, tonight was a close call...... I mean, my truck was in the garage......... the cop was standing in my foyer and dispatch discriped my truck to a fucking T!!!!!!

HawkeyeHater · 02-25-2011, 11:36 PM

Basically it comes down to my one neighbor is a little douchbag fuck who I'm am going to beat the living hell out of.......... but

Forget I said that here, cuz that fucking worthless fuck is gonna get his shit beat in......

Jack_John_Mark · 02-25-2011, 11:50 PM

You live in a culdasac (spelling?)..................yea it can't be too hard to figure out who called you in. Just threaten all of them

ugafan6612 · 02-26-2011, 02:54 AM

dude please record that beating of the worhtless douchebag neighbor fuck

clarkson23devils · 02-26-2011, 03:22 AM

If there is one thing I can't stand its little rat fucks who can't say shit to your face when the have a problem.sorry you live next to one HH

Driaz · 02-26-2011, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HawkeyeHater

The better half of the South Sioux Cityy police department just showed up at my house because......... A..... I was spinning the tires on my truck all the way down my cul-d-sac......... B. I was burning the tires off my truck once I got in my garage........

he got to my house allready I was allready in my house, I really didn't have to asnwer the door....... but I did like a dumbass...... He pretty much told me,,,, cum clean or you are going to jail for dui................ I came clean, told him if I get a dui, I lose my job, I lose this house, I lose everything........

He says, keep in mind.... I'm watching you.... Be safe.......

On one hand I'm happy as a virgin.......... On the otherhand I'm scared as a virgin.........

What's wrong with y'all???.....homosexual cop extorts HH and we're gonna give him a free pass???......this has the makings of irules 1.5" penis for prolonged (pun intentional) humor capabilities.....

Brasky · 02-26-2011, 03:54 AM

Jesus HH.... I HAVE A BETTER STORY THAN THAT... I'LL MAKE MY OWN THREAD..

HuskerFan8807 · 02-26-2011, 08:46 AM

well HH its a simple fact i guess, if your goona drive home from the bar, DO NOT SIT AND SPIN UR TIRES!

McBride · 02-26-2011, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HuskerFan8807

well HH its a simple fact i guess, if your goona drive home from the bar, DO NOT SIT AND SPIN UR TIRES!

Yes, a little common sense goes a long way.

HawkeyeHater · 02-26-2011, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HuskerFan8807

well HH its a simple fact i guess, if your goona drive home from the bar, DO NOT SIT AND SPIN UR TIRES!

I think calling a taxi is best idea.....

HawkeyeHater · 02-26-2011, 09:25 AM

but....

I guess I'm just used to western Nebraska.......

Back home, they would have fired up their trucks and we coulda had a competition.....

These fucks had to call the cops....

I woke them up at 7:30 this morning

or atleast I tried.

BoiseStateFan27 · 02-26-2011, 12:43 PM

DADBURNIT!!!!!!! you did it with this one too

HawkeyeHater · 02-26-2011, 12:58 PM

Sorry sir......

02-25-2011, 10:56 PM	#1
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	Fuck...... I'm not fucking joking........ The better half of the South Sioux Cityy police department just showed up at my house because......... A..... I was spinning the tires on my truck all the way down my cul-d-sac......... B. I was burning the tires off my truck once I got in my garage........ he got to my house allready I was allready in my house, I really didn't have to asnwer the door....... but I did like a dumbass...... He pretty much told me,,,, cum clean or you are going to jail for dui................ I came clean, told him if I get a dui, I lose my job, I lose this house, I lose everything........ He says, keep in mind.... I'm watching you.... Be safe....... On one hand I'm happy as a virgin.......... On the otherhand I'm scared as a virgin......... __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-25-2011, 10:58 PM	#2
Jack_John_Mark ¿Cómo está usted? Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 29,768 Rep Power: 22786	LMFAO..... Sorry, but I just died laughing at the thought of you sitting in your garage burning the tires. Wow, that is seriously rather humorous. __________________ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This

02-25-2011, 10:59 PM	#3
li0lsh kitten police Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 10,928 Rep Power: 30551	mmtirh __________________ boomer sooner

02-25-2011, 11:03 PM	#4
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02-25-2011, 11:04 PM	#5
Jack_John_Mark ¿Cómo está usted? Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 29,768 Rep Power: 22786	I am still laughing.............that is some funny shit __________________ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This

02-25-2011, 11:10 PM	#6
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	No sir..... This is some scarry shit..... If I lose My cdl....... I lose my job........ If I lose my job....... fuck that just ain't cool........ cus damn..... I mean.. fuck I am like poor as fuck trying to post on here and shit......... and fuck, I wouldn't last long,, before I was in the unemployment line...... I'm counting my lucky stars tonight, and am going to be much more gooder at calling a cab.... __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-25-2011, 11:13 PM	#7
Jack_John_Mark ¿Cómo está usted? Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 29,768 Rep Power: 22786	I know it's not funny to you HH...........I'm glad that nothing happened to you. But for me, picturing you sitting in the garage doing that, makes me giggle like a little school girl. __________________ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This

02-25-2011, 11:34 PM	#8
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	I'm glad nothing happened either.... This hardees chesseburger taste good as shit........ But fuck, tonight was a close call...... I mean, my truck was in the garage......... the cop was standing in my foyer and dispatch discriped my truck to a fucking T!!!!!! __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-25-2011, 11:36 PM	#9
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	Basically it comes down to my one neighbor is a little douchbag fuck who I'm am going to beat the living hell out of.......... but Forget I said that here, cuz that fucking worthless fuck is gonna get his shit beat in...... __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-25-2011, 11:50 PM	#10
Jack_John_Mark ¿Cómo está usted? Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 29,768 Rep Power: 22786	You live in a culdasac (spelling?)..................yea it can't be too hard to figure out who called you in. Just threaten all of them __________________ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This

02-26-2011, 02:54 AM	#11
ugafan6612 Oh I really like boobs Join Date: May 2010 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 19,714 Rep Power: 17312	dude please record that beating of the worhtless douchebag neighbor fuck __________________ I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

02-26-2011, 03:22 AM	#12
clarkson23devils HAIL SATAN !!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 19,964 Rep Power: 121120	If there is one thing I can't stand its little rat fucks who can't say shit to your face when the have a problem.sorry you live next to one HH

02-26-2011, 03:54 AM	#14
Brasky Got One? Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Lincoln Posts: 20,388 Rep Power: 48075	Jesus HH.... I HAVE A BETTER STORY THAN THAT... I'LL MAKE MY OWN THREAD..

02-26-2011, 08:46 AM	#15
HuskerFan8807 HUGE member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 2,027 Rep Power: 806	well HH its a simple fact i guess, if your goona drive home from the bar, DO NOT SIT AND SPIN UR TIRES! __________________ If you ain't a husker fan, GTFO of my house!

02-26-2011, 09:25 AM	#18
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	but.... I guess I'm just used to western Nebraska....... Back home, they would have fired up their trucks and we coulda had a competition..... These fucks had to call the cops.... I woke them up at 7:30 this morning or atleast I tried. __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin

02-26-2011, 12:43 PM	#19
BoiseStateFan27 voted #2 Hoopla member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 37,389 Rep Power: 107720	DADBURNIT!!!!!!! you did it with this one too __________________ a not so wise person once said: "you guys know it other whys you wouldn't be here"

02-26-2011, 12:58 PM	#20
HawkeyeHater DonTalk Like a Ignarosis Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Sioux City, NEBRASKA Posts: 19,379 Rep Power: 26055	Sorry sir...... __________________ NORML.ORG If you know there is a play going on, there's nothing defenseless about it ~ Eric Martin