Mallett to get revenge on Miami!

[bchampy]

The Big Payback: Mallett Vows Revenge on Phins | NBC Miami

The Arkansas Razorback quarterback has vowed revenge on the Dolphins because Miami passed on him twice and took a center and a running back, his dad, Jim told the Boston Herald.

[BoiseStateFan27]

here's my two scenario's for how this will happen


first: Mark Sanchez will fail horribly causing the Jets to give up on him and the Patriots will convince them to give up a 2nd round pick for Mallett just because he was the Patriots backup, Mallett then fails but still gets revenge on Miami because Miami decides to get Mark Brunell and Mark Sanchez from the Jets, Mark Sanchez will start for the Dolphins, Mark Brunell was aquired so Sanchez can pick his nose and wipe it on him while the Dolphins are on defense. After the 2nd game Mallett will realize that the Jets were jerks for not keeping Brunell to pick his nose on, so the Jets then give Mallett to the Dolphins and Mallett throws 10 picks in the first two games so he can go back to picking his nose and wiping it on Brunell. So then they put Mark Sanchez back in but he wants to pick his nose and wipe it on Brunell so he throws a lot of picks, eventually Sanchez and Mallett get in a fight over who has the rights to pick their nose and wipe it on Brunell and the Dolphins release them both, forcing them to start Mark Brunell at quarterback, the Dolphins go 0-16 and that's how Mallett gets his revenge on Miami.

Scenario B: the Patriots blow out the Dolphins and then Mallett comes in and chuck the ball deep to wide open receivers and the Patriots win 70-0.

[bchampy]

Originally Posted by BoiseStateFan27

here's my two scenario's for how this will happen


first: Mark Sanchez will fail horribly causing the Jets to give up on him and the Patriots will convince them to give up a 2nd round pick for Mallett just because he was the Patriots backup, Mallett then fails but still gets revenge on Miami because Miami decides to get Mark Brunell and Mark Sanchez from the Jets, Mark Sanchez will start for the Dolphins, Mark Brunell was aquired so Sanchez can pick his nose and wipe it on him while the Dolphins are on defense. After the 2nd game Mallett will realize that the Jets were jerks for not keeping Brunell to pick his nose on, so the Jets then give Mallett to the Dolphins and Mallett throws 10 picks in the first two games so he can go back to picking his nose and wiping it on Brunell. So then they put Mark Sanchez back in but he wants to pick his nose and wipe it on Brunell so he throws a lot of picks, eventually Sanchez and Mallett get in a fight over who has the rights to pick their nose and wipe it on Brunell and the Dolphins release them both, forcing them to start Mark Brunell at quarterback, the Dolphins go 0-16 and that's how Mallett gets his revenge on Miami.

Scenario B: the Patriots blow out the Dolphins and then Mallett comes in and chuck the ball deep to wide open receivers and the Patriots win 70-0.

Yeah but did you listen to James Brown?